I wonder if I should have a filter to exclude people who don't want to hear kid stories?
My 10-year-old is on vacation. I'm not. She calls me a million times a day. We had this conversation this morning.
Z: There's a kind of cloth bandage thing in the first aid kit. Can I use it?
Me: What for?
Z: Just to play.
Me: Yeah, sure. We've got plenty of first aid stuff.
End of conversation. She calls back five minutes later to say:
"If you see me with a bandage on my hand, don't worry. I'm not really injured."
I might have figured that one out myself, but it was considerate of her to warn me :-).