This came across my desk today: http://www2a.cdc.gov/eCards/index.asp
Centers for Disease Control ecards - an idea whose time has come?
Anyone in your life you'd like to send a cheery message about colorectal cancer to in order to mark that special birthday?
How about some tips on how to prevent brain injury? I must admit there are some folks whose meta-posts tempt me to send one of these with a "Sorry this is too late" message. I wouldn't do it, though. That would be wrong, as Tricky Dick said.
And then there's always the hard-to-find-at-Hallmark "Enjoy Your New Fish" card?
I can't wait for someone I know to have an event requiring one of these :-).