So last night I was telling my youngest about something I'd been working on as I was saying good night to her. Her older sister interjected, "Didn't anyone ever tell you that bedtime stories about anthrax aren't such a good idea?"
My response? "It has a happy ending." They both laughed.
(The icon is really yersinia pestis, the bacterium that causes plague, but I don't have an anthrax one).